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So right then let�s begin. I suppose you want to know what is happening in my life at the moment. Well I can tell u you don�t because the answer is nothing interesting. I am still doing my GCSE�s (badly) as I have been doing for a few weeks. Anyway onto more crap. Erm what do you want to know? Ok first I better tell u a little bit about my self. My name is Chris Lloyd. I live in a top class village called Heath Hayes in Staffordshire (England). Im 16 and male .Im into playing sport (mainly football) and playing on my playstation. My game collection includes - Silent Hill, MGS, ISS Pro 98, Brave Fencer, Ehrgeiz, Xenogears and loads more. I got my P.C. (Pentium 2, 333) at Christmas and since I had it our phone bills have rapidly gone up. I am a big fan of Louise Nurding, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt and I suppose Britney Spears is ok. I listen to mainly dance music - Fatboy slim and a bit of prodigy. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Jokes!!! Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!" The third old man laughed and said "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a pee yesterday I came three times." Ok then, now im getting stuck for new stuff. Hmm. Here are some Yo moma jokes. People who are easily pleased may find these funny, but most people just find them stupid. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she goes to a restuarant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Ok I have loads more of these but to be honest I can�t be assed to type them out. Right then now what. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I think that all that is left for me to say at this point is | Chat to me on icq number- 34259277 or yahoo chat - hop_on_cheesey_baby Im addicted to fruit gums so if anyone wants to send me any mail me and tell me! Any improvements or comments on this page welcome.
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